Ted (film) - Wikipedia. Ted is a 2. 01. 2 American buddy comedy film directed by Seth Mac. Farlane in his feature film directorial debut.

The screenplay by Mac. Farlane, Alec Sulkin, and Wellesley Wild is from Mac. Farlane's story. The film stars Mac.

Farlane, Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, and with Joel Mc. Hale and Giovanni Ribisi in supporting roles, with Mac. Farlane providing the voice of the title character. The film tells the story of John Bennett, a Boston native whose childhood wish brings his teddy bear friend Ted to life. However, in adulthood, Ted prevents John and his love interest Lori Collins from moving on with their lives.

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The film is Mac. Farlane's feature- length directorial debut,[2] produced by Media Rights Capital and distributed by Universal Pictures. It was the twelfth- highest- grossing film of 2. Academy Award nomination for Best Original Song. A sequel, Ted 2, was released on June 2. In 1. 98. 5, 8- year- old John Bennett is a lonely child living in Norwood, Massachusetts, a suburb of Boston, who wished for his new Christmas gift—a jumbo teddy bear named Ted—to come to life and become his friend.

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The wish coincides with a shooting star and comes true; word spread and Ted was briefly a celebrity. John (now 3. 5) and Ted are still living in Boston, and are still staunch companions enjoying a hedonistic life. John is dating Lori Collins, who is from Philadelphia. As their anniversary approaches, Lori hopes to marry John but feels he could not move forward with Ted around.

John is hesitant about making Ted leave, but he is persuaded to act when they find Ted at home with four prostitutes. John finds Ted his own apartment and a job at a grocery store, where Ted begins dating his coworker Tami- Lynn. Lori learns that John has been skipping work—using her as an excuse—to continue to spend most of his time with Ted.

John and Lori are invited to a party put on by Lori's womanizing manager Rex, but Ted lures John away to a party at his apartment with the offer to meet Sam J. Jones, the star of their favorite film, Flash Gordon.

John intends to stay only a few minutes but gets caught up in the occasion. Lori finds John there and breaks up with him.

John blames Ted for ruining his life and tells him to stay away. John and Ted confront each other about their ruined friendship and they fight but manage to reconcile. To repair John's relationship with Lori, Ted arranges for an old lover, singer Norah Jones, to help by having John express his love for Lori with a song during her concert. He does an off- key rendition of "All Time High" by Rita Coolidge and is booed offstage. Lori is touched by the attempt and returns to her apartment where Ted confesses about his role in John's relapse and offers to leave them alone forever if she talks to John.

Lori is persuaded, but Ted is kidnapped by Donny, an obsessive stalker who idolized Ted as a child. Donny plans to make Ted his brutish son Robert's new toy. Ted manages to reach a phone to contact John but is immediately recaptured. Realizing Ted is in danger, John and Lori locate Donny's residence and track him to rescue Ted.

The chase leads to Fenway Park, where John punches Robert, but during the chase, Ted is damaged and falls onto the field ripped entirely in half. A police car arrives, forcing Donny to flee. John and Lori gather Ted's stuffing and Ted relays his wish that John be happy with Lori before dying from his injuries. Unable to accept Ted's death, a distraught John and Lori attempt to repair Ted, which proves useless. Feeling guilty about the incident, Lori makes a wish on a shooting star.

The next morning, John hangs his head while looking over Ted's dead body. Fortunately, Ted is magically restored and reconciles with John and Lori, encouraging them to resume their relationship. John and Lori are married (with Sam Jones as the presiding minister), and Ted comfortably accepts having a life of his own as he and Tami- Lynn continued their love affair. Sam Jones attempts to restart his career and moves into a studio apartment with Brandon Routh. Rex gives up his pursuit of Lori, goes into a deep depression, and dies of Lou Gehrig's disease.

Donny gets arrested by the Boston Police Department for kidnapping a plush toy, but charges are dropped. Robert hires a personal trainer, loses a significant amount of weight, and goes on to become Taylor Lautner. Seth Mac. Farlane as Ted (voice and motion capture), John's teddy bear and best friend. Zane Cowans as young Ted's voice.[3]Tara Strong (uncredited) as Ted's "I Love You" function[3]Mark Wahlberg as John Bennett, Ted's best friend. Colton Shires as teenage John Bennett. Bretton Manley as young John Bennett.

Mila Kunis as Lori Collins, John's girlfriend. Joel Mc. Hale as Rex, Lori's boss.

Giovanni Ribisi as Donny, Ted's stalker. Aedin Mincks as Robert, Donny's son. Patrick Warburton as Guy, John's co- worker. Laura Vandervoort as Tanya, John's co- worker.

Matt Walsh as Thomas Murphy, John's boss. Jessica Barth as Tami- Lynn Mc. Cafferty, Ted's girlfriend and co- worker. Bill Smitrovich as Frank Stevens, Ted's boss. Alex Borstein as Helen Bennett, John's mother. Ralph Garman as Steve Bennett, John's father.

Jessica Stroup as Tracy, Lori's co- worker. Sam J. Jones as himself. Ryan Reynolds (uncredited) as Jared, Guy's boyfriend. Norah Jones as herself. Tom Skerritt as himself. Mike Henry as a Southern newscaster.

Robert Wu as Quan Ming/Ming the Merciless. Ted Danson (uncredited) as himself.

Patrick Stewart as Narrator[3]Production[edit]Seth Mac. Farlane wrote, produced, and directed the film, and provided the motion capture and the voice for the title character. Seth Mac. Farlane's directorial debut is a live- action effort, with computer animation handled by visual effects facilities Tippett Studio and Iloura. Mac. Farlane wrote the screenplay with his Family Guy colleagues Alec Sulkin and Wellesley Wild.[4] Filming began in May 2. Boston, Norwood and other locations in Massachusetts.[5]The film's North American release was scheduled for July 1. June 2. 9, both to avoid competition with Ice Age: Continental Drift and following the delay of G. I. Joe: Retaliation.[6] The film was released in Australia on July 5, 2.

August 1, 2. 01. 2 in the United Kingdom and Ireland.[8]In a "behind the scenes" video[which?], it was revealed that Mac. Farlane originally wanted to make Ted into an animated TV show, much like his previous works Family Guy and American Dad!

Soundtrack[edit]The film's soundtrack was released by Universal Republic Records on June 2. It features the score by Walter Murphy and songs by various artists such as Norah Jones and Queen. Seth Mac. Farlane co- wrote the opening theme "Everybody Needs a Best Friend" with Murphy.[9] The song was later nominated for the Academy Award for Best Original Song at the 8.

Academy Awards.[1. Track listing. All tracks by Walter Murphy except where indicated.

Other songs which do not appear on the soundtrack but are featured in the film include songs from Queen's Flash Gordon soundtrack: "Football Fight", "Battle Theme", and "The Hero", as well as the "Knight Rider Theme" by Stu Phillips, "Stayin' Alive" by "Bee Gees", "Kiss Kiss" by "Chris Brown" and "The Imperial March" by John Williams. The film trailers used the songs "Best Friend" by Harry Nilsson and "How You Like Me Now?" by The Heavy. Marketing[edit]To promote the film, Universal Pictures teamed up with Axe in a marketing campaign that involved the title character and the brand's hair care product Axe Hair.[1. In one commercial, Ted takes a woman on a date to a fancy restaurant, where he brings her to orgasm under the table before handing another man a box of Axe Hair gel.[1. In February 2. 01.

Wahlberg and Ted made an appearance at the 8. Academy Awards, which Mac. Farlane hosted.[1. Release[edit]Box office[edit]Ted grossed $2. Hi-Def Phineas And Ferb Cartoon.

North America and $3. It was Universal's highest- grossing film in 2.

Snow White and the Huntsman and Battleship[1. Asia. Ted debuted in first place in Taiwan and got the best comedy opening ever there.[1.